bisexual-cyborg:

maryfagdalene:

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every trans kid is a blessing

stickers and prints here

I KNOW THIS CAT AND THIS BOAT, HELL YEAH

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HERES THE GOOD KITTY FROM ANOTHER ANGLE

official-lucifers-child:
“ariadne-mouse:
“jewishpangolin:
“barbiesplasticsurgeon:
“unsubconscious:
“Yosuke Amemiya
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#i like the implication that dali just had that effect on things#just a surrealism field around him at all times
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The link in the...

official-lucifers-child:

ariadne-mouse:

jewishpangolin:

barbiesplasticsurgeon:

unsubconscious:

Yosuke Amemiya

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#i like the implication that dali just had that effect on things#just a surrealism field around him at all times

The link in the original post unfortunately leads to a deleted account, so I googled the artist Yosuke Amemiya. And you guys. Those apples are WOOD. That isn’t digital art or some malleable medium like clay or putty. Wood. I’m almost angry at how good they look. Absolute witchcraft.

Some close-up shots from the artist’s website:

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mr. amemiya i’m sorry but you have to leave the orchard

theartingace:

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with messing around with the book and various illustrations for it, enjoy some various centaur doodles I’ve been doing over the hiatus and just never uploaded
Including some VERY rough doodles with my thoughts on the much discussed ‘How to spoon a centaur’ that at least 7 people tagged me in (thank you I laughed very hard) Both the custom bed way, and the correct way to snuggle your centaur as a humble biped

themadcapmathematician:

splotchee:

Doctors are like HERE is your APPOINTMENT if you are late I WILL PERSONALLY kill YOU but when you show up on time they are like I; am so so sor..ry.. Theree, will bbe abt housand yeaars, delayy

This post is so funny bc people are like “that’s bc of all the other people before you who ran late or had a problem that took too long (more than 15 min)” wow that’s crazy, it’s almost like there’s an industry-wide problem with overbooking doctors based on the deranged idea that somehow healthcare will be able to be squeezed into the time it takes to microwave a tv dinner and every patient will never have any issues with travel time and that problem is passed onto doctors and patients. It’s almost like it’s a really bad quality of care to expect someone to cancel their entire days activities to see a healthcare professional once every one to six months for 15 minutes.

serotoninsuggestion:

an author i love just tweeted about how “big joy and small joy are the same” and how she was just as content the other night eating chocolate and cuddling her dog as she was on her Big Trip to new york and honestly. i think that’s it. this morning i was listening to an audiobook while baking shortbread in my joggers and i realised i really didn’t care what Big Things happened in my future as long as i could keep baking and reading at the weekend and maybe that is the kind of bar we have to set to guard ourselves against disappointment. just appreciate and cherish the mundane stuff and see everything else as a bonus.

redrook:

brunhiddensmusings:

sassytail:

vympr:

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Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i’m losing my mind @ this thread……historie……

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward

like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated

he then revealed that the original xbox logo…

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is a sourdough boule

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milflaralorvan:

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say “hi baby!” bc you’re excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster ‘cause she’s excited to see you too. that’s what life is all about i think